A Few Thoughts on Thoughts.

I lied, the other Western post is still in progress. Here's some nonsense.

Mouse Intestines.

A lot of the stuff I think about would probably get me banned from most Bath and Body Works/Funeral Homes. Sometimes I let some of it slip though and I like to see how people react. So far the pitchfork wielding mobs have been quite decent to me, but I always prepare for the worse. Here are a few things that I've thought about recently. If they don't make much sense it's because I don't really spend too long on developing them.

I wonder if the Chinese go to the same heaven as our pets...

Is Kermit the Frog more of a MLK or a Malcolm X for green people? I want to know if he is helping or hurting there reputation.

Can I submit a new book of the Bible? Those other guys didn't have much problem getting theirs through. I think I would write about Jesus's younger years. You know, like when the angel busted down the door on his 12th birthday and told him he was a wizard messiah. I'd probably write about 7 of those.

What if people didn't have to sleep. Would beds still exist or would they just be sold at "adult shops"?

Persecution would stop if people weren't so strange and different.

I saw a person wearing really trendy glasses and I asked them if they ran out of contact fluid, he said he didn't, he wears glasses only because they "look good on him". I thought that was weird. I always thought glasses gave off the impression that you were physically handicapped and couldn't see without them. What if I rolled around in a wheel chair because it looked cool? Kinda the same thing.....no? whatever....

I'm thinking of requesting to be buried in a sandbox when I die. Kids need to be able to do something while their parents are at funerals.

If you met a genie and you got three wishes and the genie thought he was being smart and said "You aren't allowed to wish for more wishes", it's simple. Just use "I wish I could find another genie lamp in 5 minutes" as your third wish. But really I wish I could have this opportunity so I could look on that dumb genies face when he realizes a kid just beat a million year old magical being. Also I wish all genies are voiced by Robin Williams.

Of all explorers, why did Marco Polo become a household name as a pool game. I've always wanted to call it Helen Keller, but that only makes half as much sense.

That's really all I've been thinking of lately that's safe to repeat.